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PostSubject: Ways to turn down men!   Wed Mar 28, 2007 7:46 pm

To women who need some laughter and to men who have a sense of
humor!



HIM: Can I buy you a drink?
HER: Actually I'd rather have the money.

HIM: I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours
HER: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.

HIM: Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
HER: Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice.

HIM: How did you get to be so beautiful?
HER: I must've been given your share.

HIM: Will you go out with me this Saturday?
HER: Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.

HIM: Your face must turn a few heads.
HER: And your face must turn a few stomachs.

HIM: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out.
HER: Okay, get out.

HIM: I think I could make you very happy.
HER: Why? Are you leaving?

HIM: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
HER: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.

HIM: Can I have your name?
HER: Why? Don't you already have one?

HIM: Shall we go see a movie?
SHE: I've already seen it.

HIM: Where have you been all my life?
HER: Hiding from you.

HIM: Haven't I seen you some place before?
HER: Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.

HIM: Is this seat empty?
HER: Yes and this one will be if you sit down.

HIM: So, what do you do for a living?
HER: I'm a female impersonator.

HIM: Hey baby what's your sign?
HER: Do not enter.

HIM: Your body is like a temple.
HER: Sorry, there are no services today.

HIM: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
HER: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing

HIM: Where have you been all my life?
HER: Where I'll be the rest of your life - in your wildest dreams.
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PostSubject: Re: Ways to turn down men!   Thu Mar 29, 2007 3:08 pm

Now this forums caught my attention. 1. Do you think it's cool turning down men beacuse i sure would like to she the girl that would even try to pull any of those line on me . On top of that ain't no way i would even ask some of those dump question like "Where have you been all my life?" or make such dump statements. Infact i think if a guy tell or ask a young lady such things maybe he should be turn down afro
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PostSubject: Re: Ways to turn down men!   Thu Mar 29, 2007 5:10 pm

let me start a post how to turn down women....ill be the most hated guy in here lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Ways to turn down men!   Thu Mar 29, 2007 7:33 pm

Mr. Rovin, I haven't post this to create a conflict. I was bored, had nothing to do. My brother from overseas sent it to me so what the heck I posted it here. Frankly, if a guy wouldn't take "no" for an answer, what do u think a young lady should do?
"Where have you been all my life?" is one of the most pick up lines that guys use. I must say, maybe u don't use it, but u never know, other men use it. Have u ever found urself turning down a woman?

Mr. Prince, share ur views, I would certainly like to know some.

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PostSubject: Re: Ways to turn down men!   Thu Mar 29, 2007 7:39 pm

Frankly i think its funny but then i cus see how it wud offend some ppl but it provided a good laugh
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PostSubject: Re: Ways to turn down men!   Thu Mar 29, 2007 7:54 pm

That why I put it in here. Alot of laugh it brings. I must say, yes it very offending..

Sorry, if I offended anyone!

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PostSubject: Re: Ways to turn down men!   Thu Mar 29, 2007 7:59 pm

Very funny.. yea most guys dont use these lines but the ones that too want a punch in their damn face
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PostSubject: Re: Ways to turn down men!   Thu Mar 29, 2007 8:52 pm

hehehe, guys like that want some good lashes on dem backside lol!

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PostSubject: Re: Ways to turn down men!   Thu Mar 29, 2007 8:58 pm

jus now wait me n rovin guh buss some line pon ayo rass lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Ways to turn down men!   Thu Mar 29, 2007 9:00 pm

hehehe I am waiting, but don't make me wait long..cuz I hate waiting

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PostSubject: Re: Ways to turn down men!   Thu Mar 29, 2007 9:01 pm

Beverly89 wrote:
hehehe I am waiting, but don't make me wait long..cuz I hate waiting

haha dont worry my teddy lol! e nah guh be lang
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PostSubject: Re: Ways to turn down men!   Thu Mar 29, 2007 9:11 pm

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Beverly89 wrote:
hehehe I am waiting, but don't make me wait long..cuz I hate waiting

haha dont worry my teddy lol! e nah guh be lang

hehehe...ayo baiz suh always tek long

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PostSubject: Re: Ways to turn down men!   Thu Mar 29, 2007 9:15 pm

haha nah nah abe nah tek lang.... lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Ways to turn down men!   Thu Mar 29, 2007 9:19 pm

believe me..men does tek mo lang than women

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PostSubject: Re: Ways to turn down men!   Thu Mar 29, 2007 9:21 pm

all men r retards
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PostSubject: Re: Ways to turn down men!   Thu Mar 29, 2007 9:24 pm

hehehe yuppp!

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PostSubject: Re: Ways to turn down men!   Thu Mar 29, 2007 10:37 pm

uhhhh huh sure!! king
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PostSubject: Re: Ways to turn down men!   Thu Mar 29, 2007 11:09 pm

U still wan prince ok..na no King

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PostSubject: Re: Ways to turn down men!   Fri Mar 30, 2007 2:22 pm

aint no one esle the prince in here but me cheers
and noone else can be lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Ways to turn down men!   Fri Mar 30, 2007 6:46 pm

ooh come on...well I am a princess..infact I'm Sagittarius_princess (daz my chat name in some other site).

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PostSubject: Re: Ways to turn down men!   Sun Apr 01, 2007 8:35 pm

Beverly89 wrote:
ooh come on...well I am a princess..infact I'm Sagittarius_princess (daz my chat name in some other site).

omg im a sagittarius princesss toooo!!!!!! Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: Ways to turn down men!   Tue Apr 03, 2007 2:39 pm

hehehe.....aint it good to be a sagii!!!

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PostSubject: lol   Tue Apr 03, 2007 9:41 pm

bullet! bullet!bullet!!
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PostSubject: Re: Ways to turn down men!   Wed Apr 04, 2007 1:16 pm

oh thats funny Bev lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Ways to turn down men!   Wed Apr 04, 2007 6:07 pm

yep dat was funny! lol!
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