> Why Men are just happier people.
>
> What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put.
> The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves.
> Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be
> pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO
> shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth.
> The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station
> restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and
> think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay.
> Wrinkles add character. Greying hair adds attraction. Wedding
> dress~$5000. Tux rental~$100. People never stare at your chest when
> you're talking to them. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically
> expected. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. > Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about
> tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all
> your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of
> thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be
> your friend. Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of
> shoes are more than enough. You almost never have strap problems in
> public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
> Everything on your face stays its original color. The same hairstyle
> lasts for years, maybe decades. You only have to shave your face and
> neck. You can play with toys all your life. Your belly usually hides
> your big hips. One wallet and one pair of shoes one color for all
> seasons. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can "do"
> your nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning
> growing a mustache. You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on
> December 24 in 25 minutes.
> No wonder men are happier.
