Ways to turn down men!

Subject: Ways to turn down men! Wed Mar 28, 2007 7:46 pm

To women who need some laughter and to men who have a sense of
humor!

HIM: Can I buy you a drink?
HER: Actually I'd rather have the money.

HIM: I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours
HER: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.

HIM: Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
HER: Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice.

HIM: How did you get to be so beautiful?
HER: I must've been given your share.

HIM: Will you go out with me this Saturday?
HER: Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.

HIM: Your face must turn a few heads.
HER: And your face must turn a few stomachs.

HIM: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out.
HER: Okay, get out.

HIM: I think I could make you very happy.
HER: Why? Are you leaving?

HIM: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
HER: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.

HIM: Can I have your name?
HER: Why? Don't you already have one?

HIM: Shall we go see a movie?
SHE: I've already seen it.

HIM: Where have you been all my life?
HER: Hiding from you.

HIM: Haven't I seen you some place before?
HER: Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.

HIM: Is this seat empty?
HER: Yes and this one will be if you sit down.

HIM: So, what do you do for a living?
HER: I'm a female impersonator.

HIM: Hey baby what's your sign?
HER: Do not enter.

HIM: Your body is like a temple.
HER: Sorry, there are no services today.

HIM: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
HER: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing

HIM: Where have you been all my life?
HER: Where I'll be the rest of your life - in your wildest dreams.

Subject: Re: Ways to turn down men! Thu Mar 29, 2007 3:08 pm

Now this forums caught my attention. 1. Do you think it's cool turning down men beacuse i sure would like to she the girl that would even try to pull any of those line on me . On top of that ain't no way i would even ask some of those dump question like "Where have you been all my life?" or make such dump statements. Infact i think if a guy tell or ask a young lady such things maybe he should be turn down afro

Subject: Re: Ways to turn down men! Thu Mar 29, 2007 5:10 pm

let me start a post how to turn down women....ill be the most hated guy in here lol!

Subject: Re: Ways to turn down men! Thu Mar 29, 2007 7:33 pm

Mr. Rovin, I haven't post this to create a conflict. I was bored, had nothing to do. My brother from overseas sent it to me so what the heck I posted it here. Frankly, if a guy wouldn't take "no" for an answer, what do u think a young lady should do?
"Where have you been all my life?" is one of the most pick up lines that guys use. I must say, maybe u don't use it, but u never know, other men use it. Have u ever found urself turning down a woman?

Mr. Prince, share ur views, I would certainly like to know some.