Basics: Amm..oh wait this is the header right? oooo
Name: Azzam
Date of Birth:23rd March '86..1986 that is..
Birthplace: Where me mudda been nah..oh..GT Hospital
Current Location: In front me computer..Guyana if u must have details..sigh..
Eye Color: Brown but um does look black
Hair Color: Auburnish Blackish darkish...
Height:6'1
Heritage: c o o l i e mix with lil scottish
Piercings: Ears
Tattoos: 6
Favourite: ok i know dis is a heading dis time
cant catch me again >
Band/Singer: Static X
Song: Skinnyman, Starlight
Movie:Queen of The Damned, Girls of the Taj Mahal 4
Disney Movie:Pokeyhauntus...no wait..Hercules
TV show:South Park
Color: black...but dat is a shade..same $hit man
Food:Curry
Pizza topping: chicken n pineapple
Ice-Cream Flavor: Vanilla
Drink (alcoholic): lol..just one? Banks Premium
Soda:Pepsi
Store: Wherever sells video games and beer
Clothing Brand: Don't have one
Shoe Brand: Don't have one of these either
Season: Dog season..oh u mean climatic? Winter i guess
Month:September...month my girl was born..blessed..
Holiday/Festival: Xmas...free rum like mad..
Flower: dont have one
Make-Up Item: do i look like a fukkin girl?
Board game: Scrabble
This or That
Sunny or rainy: rainy
Chocolate or vanilla: Vanilla and chocolate..
Fruit or veggie: fruit
Night or day: night
Sour or sweet: depends
Love or money: love..
Phone or in person: in person..look like i got money to pay phone bill steady?
Looks or personality:looks..aint want no hugly gurl..thank god i got what i need aready
..okok fine eprsonality too..sheesh!
Coffee or tea: coffee
Hot or cold: depends
Your:
Goal for this year: survive the year
Most missed memory: Watching the Muppets' show in me bare bukta
Best physical feature: i dunno
First thought waking up: "s*unt man, again!"
Hypothetical personality disorder: hypor what who?
Preferred type of plastic surgery: ask paris hilton..
Sesame street alter ego: Oscar the Grouch
Fairytale alter ego: Shrek..he nah a fairytale tho right?
Most stupid remark: "Sharma is a ass"
Worst crime: Beat up a man till he go hospital..
Greatest ambition: Marry me girl, write a book, produce an album
Greatest fear: people, Michael Jackson, marmite
Darkest secret: dont have one
Favorite subject: English
Strangest received gift: hair and nail clippings from my ex
Worst habit: scratching my balls in public
Do You:
Smoke: not any more
Drink: fukk yeah
Curse: ^^ what u think after reading that?
Shower daily: u mean bathe? eh heh
Like thunderstorms: love em
Dance in the rain: wine up and all..
Sing: try to for my girl
Play an instrument: my ding dong..jk..try a thing with drums
Get along with your parents: somewhat..dem problem if i dont is dem mek me
Wish on stars: wish?stars? on? same sentence?
Believe in fate: sumthing like dat
Believe in love at first sight: it cud happen..
Can You:
Drive: yup
Sew: nope
Cook: yup
Speak another language: curse words, creolese and a little spanish
Dance: when ah drunk
Sing: when im with my girl
Touch your nose with your tongue: nah my nose cant reach :p jk
Whistle: yes
Curl your tongue: umm.....idk..
Have You Ever:
Been Drunk: what kinda redundant question is this? it got to be a blonde white person create this quiz..sigh..yes i have been drunk..
Been Stoned/High: sigh..see what i mean?
Eaten Sushi: naww
Been in Love: if what i feel for my girl is love, then yes
Skipped school: what's school?
Made prank calls: yeah sum like dat..if u deem calling somebody and breathing hard and blowing into the phone a prank call
Sent someone a love letter: yeah...and a card too
Stolen something: i think so...
Cried yourself to sleep: i cried and den went and drink and got knocked out...so u cud say yes, i indirectly cried myself to sleep
Other Questions:
What annoys you most in a person?: asking redundant questions, boasting, staring incessantly at me
Are you right or left handed?: right..pump with the left
What is your bedtime?: my bed doesnt have a watch..
Name three things you can't live without: girlfriend, beer, toilet paper
What is the color of your room?: green and some pale colour
Do you have any siblings?: step siblings
Do you have any pets?: does my lil step bro count?
Would you kill someone you hate for a million dollars?: nahh i wud kill them for free
What is you middle name?:Azzam
What are you nicknames? Pharaoh, "Ey banna"
Are you for or against gay marriage? : shoot em all...that answer ur question?
What are your thoughts on abortion?: depends on the situation...on the whole no tho.
Do you have a crush on anyone?: my girlfriend..
Are you afraid of the dark?: nah..after all i am "dark"pharaoh
How do you want to die?: Stop Breathing...
What is the largest amount of popsicles that you have eaten on one day?: dont recall...
Would you take a bullet for the one you love?: yeah but she got to take it out back
What is the last law you’ve broken?: dont piss in public
In a Member of the Opposite Sex:
Hair color: darkish blackish brownish...me girl got the right thing
Eye color: my girl got the right colour...brownish black
Height: medium
Weight : once i can lift her and she aint got no flabs..
Most important physical feature: Bubby, eyes, lips, character
Biggest turn-off: Armpit hair, bad breath, ugly toenails/fingernails, flabby bubby