A
• Are you available?: for drinking beer, yes for anything else, no.
• What is your age?: 21
• What annoys you?: people
B
• Do you know anyone named Billy or Buddy? yes
• When is your birthday?: oh..sometime during the year.
C
• Current mood: boredom (im taking this quiz after all)
• What’s your favorite candy?: dont like that word "candy"
• Your current Crush? the girlfriend
• When was the last time you cried? the last time eyewater fell outta my eyes
D
• Do you daydream?: nah
• What’s your favorite kind of dog?: one that doesnt piss on my belongings
• What day of the week is it?: Friday i guess
E
• How do you like your eggs?: i dont have eggs
• Have you ever been in the emergency room? yes
• Ever met an elephant? yeah i had a fat teacher in High school
F
• Do you use fly swatters?: no, im guyanese.
• Have you ever used a foghorn?: what's that? a faghorn?
• Is there a fan in your room?: not anymore.
G
• Do you chew gum?: well i certainly dont screw it
• Do you like gory movies?: YES!
• Who’s gay? . Elton John
H
• How are you doing? sigh
• What’s your height?: 6'1
• What color is your hair? dont know, my eyes cant turn that far up top.
I
• What’s your favorite ice cream?: Vanilla
• Have you ever ice skated?: yeah in Guyana...sure
• Ever been in an igloo?: refer to the above answer
J
• What’s your favorite Jelly Bean?: any one.
• Do you wear jewelry? no
• Are you jealous?: of my Warcraft rankings, definitely.
K
• Who do you want to kill?: all the quiz makers who ask balls...
• Have you ever flown a kite?: sure, im only human.
• Do you think kangaroos are cute?: do i look like i go in for bestiality?
L
• Are you laid back? no, im sitting up.
• Lions or tigers?: what about em?
• Do you like black licorice?: no
M
• Ever shopped at Moosejaw?: i dont shop.
• Favorite store at the mall? dont f*cking shop i said.
• Do you have a nickname? yes
• Do you prefer night or day?: night
O
• What’s your one wish?: to stop having to come online and do $hit like this out of boredom.
• Are you an only child? no
• Do you like the color orange?: does it matter?
P
• What are you most paranoid about?: honesty
• Piercings?: ears
• Do you know anyone named Penelope?: thankfully no.
Q
• Are you quick to judge people?: no
• Do you like Quaker Oats?: no
• Know anyone that makes quilts?: no
R
• Do you think you’re always right?: no
• Do you watch reality TV?: no
• Reason to cry?: no..oh umm..eh?
S
• Do you prefer sun or rain?: rain
• Do you like snow? in Guyana it's simply lovely
• Whats your favorite season?: hunting season
T
• What time is it?: hold on, i'll ask and get back to u
• What time did you wake up?: cant rem i went back to bed when i did
U
• Can you ride a unicycle?: no
• Do you know anyone with a unibrow?: no
• How many uncles do you have?: plenty
V
• What’s the worst vegetable?: corn
W
• What’s your worst habit?: scratching my balls
• Do you like water rides?: not fussy
• Ever been inside a windmill?: do i look like wind?
X
• Have you ever had an x-ray?: yes
• Ever used a Xerox machine?: yes
Y
• Do you like the color yellow?: does it matter ass?
• What year were you born in?: if im 21, you calculate the time i finish this quiz 21 yrs back and tell me.
• Do you yell when you’re angry?: no, i smile and have an orgasm
Z
• Do you believe in the zodiac?: no
• What’s your zodiac sign?: Aries